Salad Device

A specialized type of device designed to be used specifically on salad.

Hey, can you pass me the salad device, I need it for my salad.

Salad Head

A person who likes Joey Salads.

Man, he’s such a salad head!
Yeah, I saw him watching Joey Salads yesterday.

Sneezer Salad

When you cum so hard into your girlfriends mouth that cum comes out her nose. You must then toss romaine lettuce and Parmesan cheese with the “sneezed out “ cum dressing and serve cold.

Kendall , with her deviated septum, can make the fuck out of a sneezer salad

potato salad

booty

its salad that has potatoes in it. thats potato salad

Heck Salad

A less obvious synonym for cannabis, as devil's lettuce has become mainstream for police suspicion

Bro1: Yo dude wanna smoke the devil's lettuce?
Bro2: Hey bro watch out, cops can hear us!
Bro1: Yeah sorry bro, got any Heck Salad?

Creaming the salad

1) Pouring mayonnaise onto your salad
2) Pouring 'Mayonnaise' onto your wife

1* He could never start eating his greens until he had creamed the salad
2* He ravaged me every night, each time the new day broke I looked forward to him creaming the salad

cholo salad

A person who is both a cholo and a salad concurrently. Family members include little borther Cholo Side Salad, and Asian second-cousin Chinese Cholo Salad.

Brian Blood is a Cholo Salad.