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A less obvious synonym for cannabis, as devil's lettuce has become mainstream for police suspicion
Bro1: Yo dude wanna smoke the devil's lettuce?
Bro2: Hey bro watch out, cops can hear us!
Bro1: Yeah sorry bro, got any Heck Salad?
Salad fingers is the best clip in the world. He wants to caress your rusty kettle and rub your rusty spoons to make milk come out of his teat.
I'd like to caress your rusty kettle! - Salad fingers
Discreetly fondling someone seated next to you. Typically, the fondlers think no one notices what is going on. You can serve a lap salad to someone or have two people share the lap salad together.
I can’t believe the two of them were sharing a lap salad right at the bar!
She’s always giving lap salads.
When you cum so hard into your girlfriends mouth that cum comes out her nose. You must then toss romaine lettuce and Parmesan cheese with the “sneezed out “ cum dressing and serve cold.
Kendall , with her deviated septum, can make the fuck out of a sneezer salad
Marijuana that is smoked just before a meal in order to enhance the experience of eating, as if it were part of the meal.
Riley: Hey man, you ready to go out to dinner?
Tommy: Hold up, let's have a starter salad.
Riley: Alright, I'm D.
A person who likes Joey Salads.
Man, he’s such a salad head!
Yeah, I saw him watching Joey Salads yesterday.