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Complete awareness; Total state of awareness. Coming from from the japanese fighting style, Karate. When you have achieved Unagi, you can defend & prepare yourself from any danger at any given moment.
Rachael has salmon skin roll.
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Breaks the awquard silence by one member placing their hand between the other's legs and flapping it from side to side like a fish whilst exclaiming 'AWQUARD SALMON'.
(NOTE: do not go too high up the legs or could cause further awquardness)
*awquard silence*
Person performs awquard salmon on unsuspecting member
Laughter breaks the awquard silence and the party continues
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When a person with an uncircumcised penis sticks the head of it to the receivers skin, then slides the foreskin over the head and holds it to the skin. While holding the foreskin in place, they pull the penis back away from the receiver, causing a suction cup with the foreskin. When it is released, it makes a "pop" sound.
Hey Devon, why is there a hickey on your thy? Oh Dennis gave me a Salmon Suction Cup last night!
A form of artificial insemination that involve the one-eyed monster releasing its genetic material in to a sock. The sock is then invirted and inserted (usually via fisting) in to a woman's vagina.
Person1: How is Jamie pregnant with Johnny's baby? I thought they never slept together.
Person2: He didn't! She stole his spank sock and gave herself a Sock-eye salmon!
Invented in Duluth, MN, the salmon is a form of a high five/hand shake where one participant puts his hand and forearm next to another participants forearm and hand. The participants continue to slap their arms on eachother while sliding down the forearm to the hand in which they end in a high five.
Pierre: Dude! Go up for a high five!
Hoagie: Naw brah! Jump up stream for the salmon!
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A rare fish found in lakes and rivers of the Southwest USA that comes to the surface and makes noises resembling a young human, such as "Mama" "Dada" and "Baby want some milk".
John: Yeah, I'm going fishing at Pena Blanca this weekend. Maybe I'll catch some talking salmon.
Stupid bitch: Talking salmon?
John: Yeah you know, those fish that swim up and go, "Mama, Mama, baby want some milk."
Stupid bitch: Oh.
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1)When salmon is ground up in a blender and placed in a funnel leading into a woman's vagina
2)When a salmon is shoved into a girl's vagina and it is whipped and swirled around for fun
"It was prom night and after weeks of anticipation, Nancy let Chester salmon swirl her."
"Man, that girl was such a ho! I just rung the door bell and she pulled me inside and begged me for a salmon swirl."
"Wendy! I can't salmon swirl you if you don't have the blender and spoon! Augh!"
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