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sausage missile

To sausage missile another person is to gently thrust your pelvic region against their body while walking past. This is best performed in crowded locations like bars. Points are earned based on the location of the missile landing. IE: A hand is worth more than a leg. Catching someone tying their shoe is near priceless.

Mick totally sausage missiled Sarah's hand while walking towards the bathroom.

by J-Zahs February 27, 2008

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Sausage Fest

A large gathering where the majority of attendants are male.

Joe: How was that party last night

Bill: Terrible it was a total sausage fest

by princesspuff July 28, 2009

9๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Renegade Sausage

When during sexual intercourse the man slips out of the vagina and intentionally attempts to enter the woman's anus with aspirations to continue with anal intercourse. If the woman protests entry, the man proceeds apologetically with the explaination that it was only an accident.

Last night I was fucking this sexy ass bitch and I was all like (in my head) "damn boo, I wanna tap that shit-keg so hardcore." So, I acted like my dick accidentally slipped out and then I popped it in her ass. She said, "Ay Papi!" deeming entry unacceptable, so immediately I stated, "MY BAD", and threw it back in her poonanny. Later on, I went to tell my homies that I had given a bitch the RENEGADE SAUSAGE ... HARDCORE!

by Mark, Ian, & Mike October 8, 2009

8๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


milk sausage

the ejaculation that remains on the penis; penis covered in sperm; the ejaculation dripping from the penis

1) I came so much when I jerked off, it covered my entire penis, making it a milk sausage!

2) She licked all the cum off of my milk sausage.

by gothsicle July 5, 2011

8๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


sausage fest

a party where males are the overwhelming majority.

Filip's House

Nathan: aye, you hittin' up that party at Filip's?
Tony: Probably not, hardly ever any bitches.. It's always a sausage fest.

by Joe Murphy October 25, 2006

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sausage smuggler

person who smuggles cocks in his ass

Big Bird is a sausage smuggler.

by Blackadder August 10, 2003

63๐Ÿ‘ 23๐Ÿ‘Ž


Sausage Pact

A sausage pact is a polygamy consisting of only guys. The structure of the marriage differs from group to group. For example, one sausage pact may have a rotational alpha-male, while others may have a traditional alpha-male. The sausage pact is related to the sausage party or sausage fest.

Hey Alex, congratulations on your sausage pact, send my love to your husbands for me!

by Milkes November 19, 2018