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Strap sexual partner to a poll fixed to a wheel. Spin the wheel causing the pole and partner to rotate. Extend out a cold metal spoon and allow the spinning partners privates to light graze the chilled spoon.
I got freeze burn from doing the Seattle Spoon Wheel
When you are completely sober except for heroin.
Man I really need to stop doing so much blow, I'm thinking about going seattle sober for a while
A freaky Femboy from Seattle, who had highlights in his hair.
Oh, dude, look, that guy is a certified Seattle Freak Star.
When doing your gf on the washing machine, and "accidently" slip into her ass.
i doing my girl last night on the washer as it hit the spin cycle, and i accidently gave her tge "seattle slipper".
Wuhan-flu
The Seattle-sneeze I have this week is worse than the Wuhan-flu I had last month...
When a man is having sec with a woman from behind and right at the moment of climax, he pulls out and sprays a Mondo Squeezer drink all over her back. Leaving everyone sticky and nobody satisfied.
How did Brett die? He was giving her the ole Seattle Hotdog and things took a turn.
The behavior exhibited by fans of the Seattle Seahawks after they lose a game. Can be amplified if said fan is empowered by being surrounded by other fans.
Seahawks Fan: "It's bullshit that we lost because of a call that I don't, nevermind when calls go in the Seahawks favor. I want Tennessee to win the Superbowl!"
Non-Seahawks Fan: "Wow. The Seattle Salt is real..."