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n. The second girl in a threesome who is getting fingered but not screwed.
My girlfriend and I had a threesome, but the one rule was that the other girl had to be second fiddle.
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When you eat the loose sloppy joes that fell on your plate after eating the sandwich.
Those were some great sloppy joes. Time to eat up the sloppy seconds.
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To be late to the game. Sloppy seconds. Trying to funny and relevant but being late to the game.
Think the guy who sang the second verse of You've Lost That Loving Feeling in Top Gun. The crowd dispersed. Nobody cared. Game was over. Don't be that guy.
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The hardest year of a black persons life.
*Job Interview
Boss - So, Jamal what level of education do you have?
Jamal - Sheeeitt son, I got a second grade diplomaa son.
Boss - Sheeitt nigga, mcdonalds is around the corner, son!
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To perform oral sex in the morning, before lunch but after breakfast
Man, when I spent the night at his house, he made me an omlette, and then later he had second breakfast if ya know what I mean
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One of the two prominent stories by well-known authors from the Veritas, the flamers of the Percy Jackson community on Fanfiction. A story that has provides a new twist to the Percy Jackson ending in The Last Olympian, in which Percy has become a star-crossed lover with the majority of the male demigods he encounters. Full of slash and teen boy angst, it is becoming a popular term for gender confused Fanfiction authors.
Boy: "Did you see that new kid's story the other day, talk about a Second Chances."
Girl: "He's really creepy, but that kind of thing gets me excited.
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