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Con-Session Speech

A few words, in which Trump will acknowledge that the better man lost, and graciously, respectfully tell America to go fuck itself.

After a couple of seconds, all the networks cut away from Trump's Con-Session Speech, his last attempt to con the country, understanding that a zero TV rating would be the final, unsurvivable wound.

by Monkey's Dad November 7, 2020


Session Panda

Someone who loves a session and loves to have there belly rubbed while sessioning. Generally found in the Pearse St. area of Dublin or in one its many filthy nightspots or listening to Daft Punk, Vitalic, Dr lektroluv, Digitalism etc. in any auld place that will have him and sher who wouldnt.

Anto is such a session panda. I love him.

by OiGD August 30, 2008


EPPS Sessions

An educational session of huge proportions, known not only for its irrelevence and time consumption, but for its ability to suck the life out of every single person attending

Heather: I'm really bored of this EPPS Sessions
Richard: Really? I don't care, I'm playing Rat on a Scooter!

by Rat on a scooter February 5, 2010


Wet face session

When eating a girl out and she ejaculates and her fluids are on the bottom half of your face probably dripping

"Ready for a wet face session tonight...bring a towel too"

by L33roi Henkins April 2, 2018


wet face session

Eating preferably a girl out until she ejaculates leaving the bottom half of your face glistening, probably dripping

"I'm down for a wet face session tonight"

by L33roi Henkins April 2, 2018


session finger

A session finger is your index finger pointing upwards, this should be the only finger you have up a bit like et and it's a bit like fist pumping but with ya finger its also standard that you have the dirtiest bass face on or a major cowie swinging jaw

"Get ya session fingers out lads"
"Whyaye this tunes lethal me session fingers garn radge and a think av lost me jaw"

by sesh123 November 20, 2013


Opportunity Session

Obviously stupid

We are having an opportunity session on triangles tomorrow.

by Buggie 1706 March 23, 2019