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Right after you perform a pube overhaul, and no longer have any pubes, whether being on your grundle, balls or fupa, if you obtain a boner, thou shalt dub it Shave-id and Goliath.
I just did a pube overhaul. Check out Shave-id and Goliath.
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your baby has a yeast infection, so you get out the monterey jack and shred some cheese above her yogurt laden yeast infected crotch and get down to chowing
Jill had a yeastie, so I gave her a right rough Santa Fe shave, but she puked on me.
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The act of shaving ones pubic hair along an outstretched penis' shaft with a fixed blade razor or knife. The act is usually performed while pulling the phallus away from your body ensuring the foreskin is taught as to prevent cutting from the razor blade. Shaved bacon is best performed poolside or at an area of comfort; such as inside a storage unit while being observed by other men.
Nick, stop shaving your bacon. The scabs are ridiculous.
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When a man shaves his hairy ass for the viewing pleasure of his lady.
She was happy to see he had given himself the blue moon shave.
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When a female shaves her areas of pleasure not quite as smooth which results in her skin being similar to rubbing a strawberry against your face. Some people like it!
Liza decided to give herself a strawberry skin shave before she went to the party because she knew there were people there who would appreciate the fuzzy friction.
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The act of shaving a hariy, submissive and bound up persons anus in order to make anal sex easier
"Drake's ass was hairy so james could not enjoy his bound anus. James immedeatly had to shave your pet in order to enjoy his submissive bitch"
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driving a monkey-shaped convertible that is clean.
shaved monkey sex is so fun on route 66.
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