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The phantom shitter is an elusive college student who doesn't give a fuck about the other residents of his hall and takes a massive shit and doesn't find it necessary to flush that shit down the toilet.
"Guys, I walked into the bathroom and somebody didn't flush."
"We've got a phantom shitter on our hands."
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someone who purposely shits in the shower and doesn't clean it so the next person who takes a shower would freak out.
Brandon Is a Shower Shitter. He Shit in the shower.
Derived from the quandary presented when defecating in a public bathroom and the toilet paper roll appears to be soaked in urine. The question of whether to wipe one's ass with a potentially befouled toilet paper or spend the day as a shit ass presents an existential crisis known as the Shitter's Dilemma so named by Plato in 351 B.C.
In practical usage since the time of Shakespeare it has come to mean any hard choice one faces.
My kids really needed food but I wanted the new Xbox, it was a real shitter's dilemma.
"To wipe, or not to wipe? That is the Shitter's Dilemma—Whether 'tis better to wipe my filthy asshole with this, Or to take an ass full of foul debris for a fortnight long." --Hamwallet Act 3, Scene 1
Derived from the quandary presented when defecating in a public bathroom and the toilet paper roll appears to be soaked in urine. The question of whether to wipe one's ass with a potentially befouled toilet paper or spend the day as a shit ass presents an existential crisis known as the Shitter's Dilemma so named by Plato in 351 B.C.
In practical usage since the time of Shakespeare it has come to mean any hard choice one faces.
My kids really needed food but I wanted the new Xbox, it was a real shitter's dilemma.
"To wipe, or not to wipe? That is the Shitter's Dilemma—Whether 'tis better to wipe my filthy asshole with this, Or to take an ass full of foul debris for a fortnight long." --Hamwallet Act 3, Scene 1
When you and a friend take number 2 at the same time.
Friend: Yo dog.
Me: Yo. Man, you're up early. Going to the gym?
Friend: Poopin
Me: Dude, me too! We're Siamese Shitters!
The mentality that something is unwinnable, undoable or unpreventable. The belief that nothing could be done and there was no room for improvement.
Matthew: This game sucks I can't do anything, their team is so annoying wtf.
Kevin: Shitter-Mentality
When someone is really bad at something. Or they stink.
WOW! That kid is such a fucking "dog shitter"