Just Shut Up

what you tell somebody to do when they are just full of shit.

Guy 1: Yeah, those waves were so rough, that I eliminated them and became the emperor penguin.

Girls: wtf?

Guy 2: Dude Just Shut Up!

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shut your mouth

1) Adj. Response when you are happy, but surprised or shocked by what was said.

2) Adj. Response to an insult. Often said by sassy african american women on Jerry Springer etc.

1) smarmy tv show host: you've just won a years supply of Snack Packs!
Fat guy: shut-your-mouth

2) Some chick: You stole my man? You dirty scank!
Sassy chick: You shut your mouth! He dont want you no more. MmmHmm (followed by clicking fingers from side to side)

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shutting it down

dont get confused with ham sandwich, although similar shutting it down generally occurs after games night with a trip in the legendary dalmobile. known to avert crisis by leaving the premises and patrolling the block as the bradvoidence goes home alone.

c - time to shut it down
voidence - later group
noid - setups intermission room

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Shut the fudge up

A innocent way of saying shut the fuck up!

Random girl:You will not believe it! *Points to schools slut*

Me: What?

Random girl: Her ass pregnant!

Me: SHUT THE FUDGE UP!!!

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Shut the front door

A phrase used not as a substitute for 'Shut the fuck up', but rather when the front door requires shutting.

Person 1: Can you shut the front door please?
Person 2: Yeah, sure. *shuts the front door*

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shut up and dribble

When racist Fox News belittles an athlete for using his right to freedom of speech

Fox News Host- Bla bla bla Trump is the best
Lebron James- I don't agree
Fox News Host- SHUT UP AND DRIBBLE

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shut the fuck up

the average-basic fifth grader "shut up", turns into a upgraded version normally to do with someone being very annoying or talking shit.

HAHAH you suck at c.o.d!
shut the fuck up before i take a shit on your face

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