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The only black sorority to start off as a spinoff. Everything they are or ever will be they owe to Alpha Kappa Alpha. Their "founders" (how you can found something you're already in is beyond me) began as members of AKA, they learned how to run a sorority and unethically broke their vows as AKAs to start their female fraternity. Even their "founding date" was given to them by AKA. The AKAs gave them a deadline, Jan 13th to drop the name Delta Sigma Theta. That deadline was 2 days before AKA's 5th anniversary, Jan. 15th. These Deltas didn't drop the name on the deadline & now that's supposedly their founding date...Puhlease...they can't even make up an original founding date.
Girl A: I'm in Delta Sigma Theta we're hard, we're real, we're not stuck up like those AKAs.
Girl B: Well how could you be? You've got nothing to be stuck up about. Enjoy your fake sisterhood.
(Girl B walks away and heads to a real sorority's event.)
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A black fraternity that stole the metal horns gesture for themselves.
I can't throw up the devil horns around the yard because people will think I'm throwing up Phi Beta Sigma!
You mean they'll beat your ass?
Yeah!
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Delta Sigma Pi is a so-called professional organization that allows underage drinking at official events and only becomes upset when the pictures are posted on a website.
The underage drinking took place at a Delta Sigma Pi Spring 2007 Pledge Social Event known as the Heaven and Hell Party. Their idea of community service is stuffing three trinkets in a paper bag and handing it out to parents whose children are in the hospital. If a member should try to voluntarily withdraw due to grieving over a family death, the executive committee just might suggest that the grieving person seemed to be fine during the pledge process and therefore should not be allowed to withdraw. Give this all of the hissing and booing that you please, but I have seen this with my own eyes.
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It is the aim of great manufacturing companies (starting with Motorola in the 1980s) to remove substantially all error from both their fabrication and business processes—their goal is to achieve 6 sigma; that is, an error or defect rate that is equal to or less than: (1 – 99.99966%). Looked at another way, this implies that only one in every 294,118 things that a six sigma company does is defective and has to be either discarded or done again.
Now most service businesses can not possibly come close to matching a fabrication company but they should be able to achieve a 3 sigma state. Unfortunately, many service firms are in effect 1 sigma enterprises: that is, they have a level of proficiency with an error rate that is, basically, equivalent to two out of every three things they do are wrong (actually, it is 2 in 2.899 but at that point who cares, it’s pathetic.)
If you did nothing other than focus on getting your error rate down, which means doing things right the first time, practically every time, you could significantly increase your productivity and bottom line even if sales (top line revenues) didn't budge. A service business should aim to be at least 3 sigma not 1 sigma enterprise.
One way to help you get there is to start measuring things to see what your error rate is in the first place. You can not hope to improve unless you know your original state. The Hawthorne Effect suggests that as soon as you start to measure a thing, people will alter their behavior to improve their scores often resulting in significant increases in production and productivity.
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Don't be anyone's pogchamp.
Be your own pogchamp
-xqc
Sigma Rule 690
Woman: I guess you are my little pogchamp
Xqc: No bitch, I am my own little pogchamp
Woman: (dies)
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A bunch of slutty alcoholic bitches
Frat boy #1: hey what's the nastiest sorority on campus?
Frat boy #2: sigma delta tau
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a weak and pathetic co-ed business fraternity that pretends to be professional but is actually made up of a bunch of pussies.
Gets the shit beat out of them on a routine basis by the obviously superior Alpha Kappa Psi.
DSP = Dick Sucking Pussies
"That kid is out back throwing up after a beer and a half. He must be in Delta Sigma Pi."
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