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when you look at someone’s thighs to see how far your 🍆 will fit inside them.
“dude, i sized up my girl the other day. that sh¡t would fit all the way”
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height
adult:5'10" (147cm)
child:4'10" (178cm)
weight
adult male:165lb (75kg)
adult female:132lb (60kg)
child:88lb (40kg)
And that's their actual fallout 3 sizes.
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Fat women who give themselves a better name to make themselves feel like they didn't just finish that 32 pack of twinkies. See BBW.
Why won't guys ask me out? I hate skinny girls and their salads. I'm a plus size princess!
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The act of kicking open a locked door or container with your boot.
I was trying to open the shipping container and realised it was locked. I then applied my Size 8 lockpick to remedy the situation. Job Done!
Referring to messing something up with a funny outcome. Originating form Harry styles singing "it's gotta be you" live on stage and saying "wrong sized shoe" instead of the correct lyrics.
I tried doing a backflip into the pool but ended up doing a wrong sized shoe.
{equator belt size) is a visual tool used for the aiding of truly grasping the humugo creature
"How fat was she, that sister replied in a southern gospel accent,"She was SSSSSSSSSSSSSSOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FHAT her waist the equator belt size."
An over sized hole in a glass smoking device, most often a water pipe. So large it waste much of the substance being smoked.
Half my burn just got pulled through your prostitute sized gap. Get a bowl with a smaller hole.
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