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n.: getting your dingy licked while on a ski lift and/or skiing
You: Tom, quit talking to that 17 year old on the chair lift.
Tom: Nah man, gimme a minute, I'm about to pull a Ski J between moguls on the double black.
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riding in the middle of two people in the back or front seat.
dude I can't ride ski pole in the back seat.
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Possibly the most pretentious sport in the universe. In ski racing there are around 1,000 constantly changing rules that everyone is an expert on. Coaches, racers, parents, officals and your mother-in-law believe that they are the only one that truely understands the sport. Have you ever seen 2 retired 64 year old men get in a fist fight over how a course is set? Well welcome to ski racing fuck nuts! Expect to see more where that came from.
Ski racing is wicked fun. Get ready for exhilarating moments like straping on your skin tight suit and stand on top of a god damn mountain for an hour in -50 degree weather. Don't worry though, it'll all be worth it for the crushing disappointment when you barely tip a gate in the flush and send yourself flying into b-net. No second run either, fuck you, you're an adult now.
Parents are honestly the craziest people in sport of ski racing though. "Ok Timmy, you're 8 years old now so it's time to bolt you onto a couple planks and send you off with a stranger to hurdle down a hill with 20 other 8 year old!" That is honestly the mind set... Fucking crazy!
... I love this sport.
Ski racing is for fags but also happens to be wicked fun
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When a girl is stroking two guys off while doing the Eiffel tower position with two other guys at the same time
Last night We went skiing Italy on this chick we met at the bar.
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crooked, all jacked around, not straight.
Fix your tie son, it is all ski hawd
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sucking of the penis, or head, performed particularly by a freak or a ho.
"Yo son, im bout to catch the ski wop from that freak down the street."
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