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A game played with seroquel. Disclaimer: Seroquel is a prescription antipsychotic AND a heavy sedative. Use caution when using seroquel and, uh... Don't play this. Yeah, don't play it. I'm one of those idiots you hear about.
Anyways, the rules are as follows. Two persons take an equal, rather small, SAFE dose of seroquel. They then sit near (or classically across from) each other. The goal is to stay awake and help keep your friend awake... With friendly slaps. The goal is NOT to slap the fuck outta the other person, damage or fights are to be avoided. The goal is merely to keep each other awake and fucked up on seroquel. That's how you "win."
"Me and John found some of his crazy uncles seroquel and we played Seroquel Slaps last night!"
"My brain feels like melted ice cream because of the seroquel."
""We both lost at seroquel slaps last night and we woke up in pools of drool!"
Women finding amusement in the failures of male co-workers.
"I can't believe it. A million dollars wasted on this project and all those women can do is slap clitties."
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A short swift back-handed slap accross the face as to reprimand or discipline a child.
"Nana said I'd get an Italian slap if I stole one more meatball from her saucepan."
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When a person goes behind someone and slaps both their ears at the same time with their hands
Beethoven was slap by his father when he did something wrong on the piano thus called the Beethoven slap
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What you say when something is completely ridiculous or crazy.
"Omg! Did you know that Latisha got suspended!?!"
" Well that's a Slap In The Barnyard!!"
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When someone does something that is either so cool or so dumb that an uncontrollable urge arises and you smack them.
Evan: "Man, I'm going to throw this pudding at the principal."
Mitch: *Slaps Evan*
Joe: "Evan, that was slap-tastically dumb."
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