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When you jerk off onto your pillow and got to sleep without wiping it up
Dude, I was watching porn and fell asleep. I woke up 10 minutes later and realized I was rolling in my sleepy time jelly
Being ultra sleepy is when you are utterly knackered because you woke up at 4 a.m.for some reason and just couldn't get back to sleep, so the day becomes a sort of blur, with you ending up being ultra sleepy and also a bit fearful that you still won't be able to get to sleep easily when it's time for bed.
"My friend Sarah, here at school, is having an ultra sleepy day - just couldn't get her overclocking brain to switch off when she found herself wide awoke for some reason at 4 a.m. So she's more than a bit knackered now, poor girl."
When youre swiping on a dating app at night with low brightness then wake up in the morning and realize your matches not what you thought they looked like.
😜 - “any cute matches on tinder lately?”
🙄- “no theyve all been sleepy time swipes”
when you fall asleep with your bestie or man on the phone.
#sleepy facetime #sleepyft #faceTime #lol
A group of five friends who had no idea what they were getting themselves into and have gotten closer than they would’ve ever imagined. They have their ups and downs but wouldn’t trade it for the world.
“Hey, is Sleepy Nuh night hanging out tonight?”
When you fall asleep on the toilet whilst enjoying some white cheddar popcorn with a dab of ranch.
There was a sleepy Neil in the handicap stall at the concert last night.
The tears that come out of your eyes when you yawn from sleepiness.
Are you crying?
No, it's just sleepy dew!