A pretty girl who is small in size and understands things very slowly.
Tyrone: Yo you still talking to phoebe?
Jean: Yeah man but she's such a small sloth
she's not actually a sloth, she's a chicken
a girl that squeals in her voice messages for no reason
a girl that's cat is afraid of her
a beautiful girl that doesn't see her worth and beauty
Sammy the sloth: perfectly weird and beautiful
Cami: (sees Sammy) W0W!
Nessa: What?
Taylor: *eating*
Cami: Look at Sammy. She's Sammy the Sloth}!
Chelsea: She's a chicken.
Sammy: PEEEP
1. To drink a beer for a long time so one doesn't get drunk. Also see Nurse - 3.
2. When someone is up a tree drinking a beer, and gets a picture, this is known as "beer slothing" or "to beer sloth"
1. Oh, prince philip was being a beer sloth tonight
2. Someone: "Did you see his beer sloth?"
Friend: "yeah, it was awsome"
A bar sloth is a female who hangs on the men who want no part of it. Really a creature of opportunity!
“That creature, Noel was being a complete bar sloth last night.”
A human sized sloth (HSS) is a large, slow mammal that are becoming a plague on our nations urban centers for their inability to cross crosswalks before the light changes, thus leading to tragic accidents and people being late to class.
Human size sloth could also refer to an incredibly adorable human dressed in an equally adorable sloth costume (with or without sombrero). They are largely found in the Ann Arbor, Michigan area, but are believed to have originated in one of the surrounding states.
How many human sized sloths have to die before the campus finally installs pedestrian over passes?! They're just not fast enough!
sloth mingling is when a man is high on drugs and he wants to have sexual intercourse but can't get hard but just mingles his penis with the corresponding genitalia without getting hard
Jeremy was gagging for it but just ended up sloth mingling again
When someone stops in front of you so you can't get by and they do something really slow (like take a drink of something, or pull their phone out of their pocket to text).
"I was trying to get to a table with my lunch plate, and that guy slothed me."