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Noodle slurp

When you're giving a blow job and are so into it but you miss your rhythm and the dick falls out of your mouth and you make a huge slurp/sucking sound without realizing the dick isn't in your mouth anymore.

Jill was giving me head when all of a sudden I heard the noodle slurp. Took her a minute to get back into rhythm again.

by Nippleup April 09, 2018


The slave slurp

You go SLLLURRRRP to your girl and she’s automatically supposed to know you meant to clean the house

Hey baby I just want to SLLLLUIUUUUUUUURRRRRP you right now

Thank you simp slave ladies try The Slave Slurp for free

by RaccoonBoy March 12, 2020


slurp nuts

to calm down; to step away from a situation; to bring tranquility

woah there buddy, you’re getting pretty heated. why don’t you slurp nuts?”

by GreenYogaBalls May 23, 2023


burst n’ slurp

popping a cyst and slurpin that shit

yo he just hit that burst n’ slurp damnnnnn

by popnslopper November 26, 2018


double gluck slurp 8000

when a somebody gives a guy mad head slurps their dick like theres no tomorrow and then spits their seed into their ear with making elaphaunt noises.

"Did you hear jenny gave jared the double gluck slurp 8000?"

by bornedmcbeef January 04, 2021


slurping the skunk

LICKING PUSSY

My boyfriend with a tiny dick was really good at slurping the skunk

by Cooder October 01, 2017


Colon Slurp

it's where you lose something in your ass, and someone else slurps it out

My friend lost their headphones in their ass, so I had to colon slurp them to get them out.

by CafeDonut November 07, 2019