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it's where you lose something in your ass, and someone else slurps it out
My friend lost their headphones in their ass, so I had to colon slurp them to get them out.
My boyfriend with a tiny dick was really good at slurping the skunk
when a somebody gives a guy mad head slurps their dick like theres no tomorrow and then spits their seed into their ear with making elaphaunt noises.
"Did you hear jenny gave jared the double gluck slurp 8000?"
You go SLLLURRRRP to your girl and she’s automatically supposed to know you meant to clean the house
Hey baby I just want to SLLLLUIUUUUUUUURRRRRP you right now
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to calm down; to step away from a situation; to bring tranquility
“woah there buddy, you’re getting pretty heated. why don’t you slurp nuts?”