defensive smoker

An act while playing madden. Grabbing a ciggarette or a blunt and lighting up while on defence and letting your defensive players do all the work while you enjoy smoking activities and cracking jokes with friends.

i was whoopin my brothers ass in madden when craig passed me a lit blunt and we didnt have to press pause cause i was on defence. Then we continued to crack on my brother bc adrian peterson ran over 5 players and broke 3 tackles..i am a defensive smoker

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bulb smoker

The bulb being the end/gland of a cock,and smocking being the action of sucking, as in smoking the bulb or bulbing for short

that guy steve is such a bulb smoker/ look steves bulbing again for a pay rise

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Dope Smoker

Way of adressing an individual who's constant ignorant attitude or idiotic actions make them appear as if they are hammered 24/7.

Bob: Dude, I ate the dry ice in science class and fog came out my nose!
Steve: It's gonna be coming out you're ass in a few hours ya friggin' dope smoker!

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Smokers cough

a cough after suckin a mean dick that produces a bad taste

Your chick is smokin your bone you blow your load in her trap and she proceeds to cough on the bad taste and paste.like a smokers cough after a haul on a cigarette.

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pole smoker

bag pipe organist,

anyone who cleans ducts for a living

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Cock smoker

When you cut off a womens penis and stick it in a pipe and smoke it

Karren: No! Please don't cut of my penis! I need it to pee! Remember?!

Jonh: I don't care! I'm really up for a smoke of your cock! Say another word and ill cut off your boobs and drink their milk aswell!

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Pole smoker

My boss Eric,now we know how he made it to a PT-4, because he doesn't know shit so he must of sucked his way into his job.

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