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I just gave my cat a bread snake to play with but now I'm going to have stale bread.
Smoking weed with scooter kids
Hey bro wanna go to the park for some snake potting
your spunk
i wanked so hard this morning, you should of seen the amount of snake chudder on my bedsheets bro
A sexual partner brings a man to the brink of ejaculation, then he ejaculates all over them, wherever they see fit. Usually breasts, but can be ear, nose, even eyes!
Alphy snake blasted my breasts last night ❤️❤️
Did you hear about Alphy snake blasting his piece of ass last night? All over her tits apparently!
A snake bobben it’s head around while your in the mall buying useless Shit
Yo that car snakes high as hell
the worst motherfucking things on earth that'll fucking try to kill you on a plane. best defense against them is Samuel L Jackson.
"Enough is ENOUGH! I am tired of these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane!"
-Samuel L Jackson, Snakes on a Plane
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He could kick Sam Fisher's ass any day. The terrorists Sam Fisher faces are pretty fucking dumb, considering they don't notice him when he's standing right next to them DESPITE the fact that he has three glowing lights on his forhead which act like a billboard advertising his presence.
Sam Fisher: You can see me despite my glowing lights.
Solid Snake: Yes I can.
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