cud sniffer

When you've de-underwared a girl and your about to lick her twat only to suddenly slip your nose into her pussy and breath in through you're nostrils.

I need to get me a cud sniffer so I can get off from feeling his hot nostril breathe inside my cunt.

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butt-sniffer

Someone who sucks up to another, a suck-up. Also it is someone who is always on your nerves because they do everything right.

Dude, stop butt-sniffing to the boss. He's not going to promote you!

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panty sniffer

Someone who is attracted to and dates drag queens

I had no idea that Jeremy was a panty sniffer but now that he's hanging out at Auntie Alberts Drag show it all makes sense.

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fart sniffer

a person who is always looking to sniff a fart.

What are you sniffing at, are you a fart sniffer?

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Water Sniffer

A term used to describe narcs with no friends that have nothing better to do than attempt to catch high school bros trying to get fucked up. Said narcs creep around sniffing every water bottle they can get their filthy hands on. They then return home and beat their children.

George: Yo that water sniffer's at it again, he just sniffed my water bottle and went home to beat the shit out of his children

Peter: What'd he beat them with?

George: Bricks of cocaine that he confiscated from kids earlier this month

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panty sniffer

Former name of Limp Bizkit... er, I mean, limpbizkit's "Results May Vary" album. Because Fred Durst is a tool.

Apperantly, I did it all for the nookie. So you can take that cookie.

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pute sniffer

a person that can sense if a woman is a whore; a man that likes the stench of a whore

Ask Jimmy, he's a pute sniffer or That Jimmy is such a pute sniffer!

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