when your sad asf and in ur feels and ur just drunk
dude: hey man why didn’t u answer my snap yesterday
man: bc dude i was sober
“Soso is sober they should get us food” “What do you mean “sober” none of us are intoxicated”
“no I mean they aren’t falling asleep”
“ohhhh”
When a person doesn't consume alcohol but consumes other party drugs.
"I heard that new guy doesn't drink and only does drugs like LSD, shrooms and molly."
"Yeah, he's Vermont sober!"
Pussy sober is the sobriety of the vag. It not virginity. You cannot be sober from something you have never had. When one has been drunk on the pussy. Then becomes sober or goes through a wicked dry spell. One becomes Pussy Sober
Bro I have been Pussy sober for to long! Time to get drunk on it! Shots shots shots
Recalling a false fact or memory about being under the influence of drug or alcohol.
Person 1: “ Last night reminded me that puking actually feels really good when your drunk.”
Person 2: “Nah dude, remember, you said it felt like death. I think you’re having a False Sober.”
Eating out a girl who is drunk, but you on the other hand, are not.
“He gave her a sober chomp on New Year’s Eve”