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not on any drugs or alchohol or under the influence of it
Remember kids, always drive sober.
Sober is just not black out drunk
I am sober because I can stand up without falling down
I am sober because I can make my own cheese wrap
when your sad asf and in ur feels and ur just drunk
dude: hey man why didn’t u answer my snap yesterday
man: bc dude i was sober
“Soso is sober they should get us food” “What do you mean “sober” none of us are intoxicated”
“no I mean they aren’t falling asleep”
“ohhhh”
Recalling a false fact or memory about being under the influence of drug or alcohol.
Person 1: “ Last night reminded me that puking actually feels really good when your drunk.”
Person 2: “Nah dude, remember, you said it felt like death. I think you’re having a False Sober.”
Eating out a girl who is drunk, but you on the other hand, are not.
“He gave her a sober chomp on New Year’s Eve”