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When a girl deep throats a mans testicles.
She played tonsil soccer with my balls last night, man
Two senior girls who manage a boys' soccer team that are in charge of getting water, washing pinneys, counting the soccer balls, taking statistics, trash talking the other team, eye candy, etc.
Usually flirted with and whistled at by the other team
Also known as a dome squad and their team loves them forever as they tweet about them constantly.
Most often they end up dating/hooking up with the players after the season is over.
The absolute sexiest and most amazing girls in the school.
Midfielder: where's our soccer manager Tess when you need her?
Defense: she's filling water bottles.
Goalie: Damn she fine!
Midfielder: what's our soccer manager Emma doing?
Defense: taking score of the game.
Goalie: Damn she smart!
Emma: Tess i can't wait for the soccer game today!
Tess: me neither! let's wear booty shorts!
Emma: hey did you see Will's tweet about us? We're the dome squad now.
Tess: that's when you know you've made it.
Defense: Oh man, I hooked up with Tess last weekend. Best night of my life!
Midfielder: Nice bro! I hooked up with Emma last weekend. She's so awesome!
Defense: Good thing the season's over bro so we can hook up with the soccer managers now.
Midfielder: Yeah man -- once you go manager...you can't go back.
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Prime in soccer is when a player is in their theoretical best state, meaning their physical and mental capabilities and at their peak. This state is typically when the player hits 25 in age.
Kidus: "That footballer is in their prime (soccer) right now
an out of touch woman who drives her kids to soccer games and plays and usually bitches about everything under the sun. she can be seen bitching at managements of compenies and usually "thinks" a kid is better than everyone and anything else including a dog
she also has this "idea" that she is still in her teens/early 20s when in reality she is far from that and tries to be "cool" by subscripting to magazines meant for teens which makes her pathetic
"oh man that's one pathetic soccer mom she should stop bitching and get a life"
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An arrogant rude peice of shit. She drives around a gargantuan, gas guzzling, jap crap suv. She has no life, and gets angry because hubby is at work all day. Speaking of hubby, he's probably masturbating at Hooters while his stupid bimbo wife maxes out the credit card. It's a miracle anyone would even want to fuck a soccer mom, because they are fat and ugly.
My mom is not a soccer mom. She let's me play GTA: Vice City Stories on my psp while she drives a pickup truck at the speed limit. Then I take a break from my game to flip off the soccer mom passing us at 70 mph. She gets in an accident trying to cover her kids eyes.
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The stupid ass moms in america who preach about global warming because of huge vehicles being driven then they leave in their H2 Hummer to go get their spoiled bratty ass 'angels' from school to bring them to their after school shit and get groceries then go to their PTA meetings to chat about how they can 'make the world safer' for their overprotected children. They are obsessed with safety, censorship, and their children will never be able to survive in the real world alone because they won't know what to expect in life. These moms love to make other people miserable by telling them what to do when children are present and they act like children will forever be children and never become adults. They parent so that their kids will grow up to be christian 40 year old virgins listening to Bach and Kidz Bop and watching Barney and Telletubbies. They are the reason everything has censorship, saftey things that can't be turned off because a child MIGHT JUST MIGHT sit in the back of my screaming metal deathtrap.
Everything rated pg-13 and over, cars with t-tops, convertibles, loud engines, go fast are sinful. Music not sung by children or is not about fairy tales is the Devil. They made the government change the law so that kids have to sit in a car seat strapped down like they are in a roller coaster until they are so tall when when i was little, we could stand up in the front seat. Fucking Soccer moms took the fun, risks, and thrills out of childhood and they made our children into pussy wimps.
I drive a red rice-burning t-top firebird, listen to heavy metal, am learning German, drive fast and good, hate fast food, watch porn and violent movies, do not shelter children, and i am street smart: I am the definition of a soccer moms nightmarish encounter.
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A white woman in her 30s or 40s. She drives a a. S.U.V. b. Volvo or c. MiniVan. she drives at least 10 miles under the speed limit, and honks too much. she basically has no life other than monotiring every movement of her kids' lives. she has a My Child is an honor student at _________ Elementary School. she is ugly.
Look at Mary-Ellen. The way she cares for her kids. What a fuckin skank. stupid soccer mom.
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