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Saria's Song

A very good song from Ocarina of Time.

The buttons are Down, Right, Left.

Link: plays Saria's Song
Navi: Do you want to talk to Saria?

>Yes No

by Somebody with a computer December 5, 2021


The Diarrhea Song

A song sung by young people discribing the fast effect of diarrhea comming out your asshole.

For example:

Diarrhea (Cha Cha Cha)
Diarrhea (Cha Cha Cha)

When you feel something slide
And you just ate soeme pie:

Diarrhea (Cha Cha Cha)
Diarrhea (Cha Cha Cha)

When you're playing with your monkey
And you feel something funky:

Diarrhea (Cha Cha Cha)
Diarrhea (Cha Cha Cha)

by Bob October 10, 2004

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The Diarrhea Song

when you're sliding into third,
and you feel you have to turd...

(chorus)

When you see a skid mark,
and you're not even in a car...

(chorus)

When you're miles from anywhere,
and your bowels just don't care...

(chorus)

When your stomach hurts,
and you just know you've got the squirts..

(chorus)

The song about the result of eating dodgy food in the middle of nowhere and the end result of needing to expel the results.

by Melbear May 11, 2005

234๐Ÿ‘ 221๐Ÿ‘Ž


ass song

Singing into someone's asshole as a means for seducing them. Songs with a lot of trilling likely produce the best results.

"Brent sang an ass song to Holly last night and she was pretty into it."

by fuzzypink December 6, 2018

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Whale songs

When you and a male friend are banging two chicks in an otherwise quiet house and the only sounds that can be heard are the females moaning back and forth "singing".

Guy 1: Hey man, those girls from last night that were all over us are coming over tonight.

Guy 2: Awesome, they were DTF last night so we'll have them singing whale songs in no time.

by wDawks March 18, 2018

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your song

Any song that you have emotional attachment to. Upon hearing it on the radio, you must unhinge you jaw and scream into the void.

Radio: *despacito starts playing*
Guy in car: Oh my god it's your song!
Other guy in car: *unintelligible screaming*

by obungus May 31, 2018

4๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


The Cup Song

A song from the movie "Pitch Perfect," is also known as "When I'm Gone." Requires a cup and some patience: 2 claps, 3 pats on the cup, pick up the cup and set down on the side, clap, grab cup from side and pat the open part of it, hit the bottom corner of it on the table, switch to other hand, and set it down while hitting the table with your other hand, creating an X with your arms.

I tried learning "The Cup Song" from this Youtube video and it took me like 3 days to actually get it!

by abigail2016 July 19, 2013

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