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Stank Spank

To fart on ones hand and then proceed to masturbate vigorously.

Jimmys girlfriend performed oral sex on him one Sunday night. His wang tasted like a steamy turd so she said "What the fuck jimmmy your dick tastes like shit" in which he replied "I know hunny I'm a sick fuck, today I was Stank Spanking it like it was my hobby"

by 31AJF31 May 4, 2009

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Spank Bank

It's just a bank full of disgusting thoughts for rubbin one out.

Billy: Dude this girl showed me her perfect massive tits this weekdend.
Zac: Did you put that image in the spank bank?
Billy:Yeah dude I'm gonna rub one out later to it via spank bank.

by laflamablanca November 19, 2010

15๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž


spanking the monkey

taking herman to the circus

Due to her refusal, he took herman to the circus many times that night

by doc voodoo January 19, 2003

260๐Ÿ‘ 303๐Ÿ‘Ž


Spank Fest

Masturbating all day. Spanking the monkey multiple times the same day.

Wilber's wife and kids left the house for the day so he ordered porn and engaged in an all day Spank Fest..

by jizmaster2000 January 29, 2011

7๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


spank the monkey

Spank the Monkey is the greatest internet game ever!

Lets play spank the monkey!

by Ryan Ramsey December 15, 2006

160๐Ÿ‘ 183๐Ÿ‘Ž


spank bank

the images, videos, memories, etc. used for a happy healthy session of masterbation.

It had been a few weeks since he had had sex, so he felt it necessary to get out the spank bank and jerk off happily.

by Weapons of Mass Seduction March 10, 2009

14๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


spank the planks

1 : to engage in or perform a dance
2 : to move or seem to move up and down or about in a quick or lively manner
transitive senses
1 : to perform or take part in as a dancer
2 : to cause to dance
3 : to bring into a specified condition by dancing

"Hey babe. Get your groove on. Let's go spank the planks."

by KWB March 14, 2005

11๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž