say it don't spray it

1. A clever rhyming phrase used to discourage someone who spits when he or she talks from spitting in your face and an attempt to make him or her enunciate more clearly.
2. A simple way to remember what to do during sexual intercourse, especially if you don't have a condom. A reminder to inform your partner you are about to ejaculate before you actually do, giving him or her the warning he or she needs to prepare. Especially necessary during heterosexual intercourse in which a pregnancy is not desired.

1. Joe: "Sseven ssilver ssnakes ssat ssneakily, ssequesstered ssoldierss-"
Monica: "Dude! Say it don't spray it!"

2. Jacob: "Honey, I don't wanna knock you up, so how're we gonna do this?"
Mary: "Just remember, say it don't spray it. I need the warning so I can stop jiggling and you can pull out in time."

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Northern Nasal Spray

During a BJ, upon climax you pull out of her mouth and shoot your wad into her nostril. Larger loads can cover both nostrils for better effect. As she gasps for air you cover her mouth making her snort your load.

Scott: I got a hooker the other night on Franklin Avenue but she charged way to much.
Mike: Did you make her give you a blumpkin or something?
Scott: Na, I gave her the Northern Nasal Spray like your sister showed me.

Chodey Spray Diarrhea

When you shit your pants on the bus and then you have to take a detour to a middle school bathroom.

Dang marcus I hope you didn't chodey spray diarrhea!

Spray One Out

To masturbate furiously with explosive results

I love working from home because I can spray one out whenever I want!

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James: Wanna go for a cider?

Jack: I'll just spray one out and then we can go

Boo Boo Spray

1. That stuff you spray on a wound to make it feel better.

2. Liquid Band-Aid.

Carly Shay: Ok give me the spray stuff.

Spencer Shay: The what stuff?

Carly Shay: I dont know what its called, the boo boo spray.

sprayed by ice

iced out, flossin. Made famous in song "wanna be a balla" by lil' troy

Wanna be a balla, shot calla. Twenty inch blades on da impalla. Calla, gonna get laid tonight. Swisher rolled tight, got sprayed by ice.

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Testing spray patterns

The act of fooling around and not doing your job. More specifically, the act of writing, or spraying, the numbers 40 on a wall in an undeniable reference to a 40 rock of cocaine. It's mostly used as an excuse for not doing your work.

Person 1 "Are you slacking off again?"
Person 2 "Nah man, I'm testing spray patterns!"

OR

Person 1 "Why are you writing 40 everywhere?"
Person 2 "I was just testing spray patterns."