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When a friend of yours ruins your chances with a girl you're trying to get.
Isaac spring breaked Ryan with Summer
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A crappy high school in Newville, PA. Everyone that goes there is a hick and problay wont go anywhere in life.
Girl 1- "Pete goes to Big Spring"
Girl 2- "Oh that explains why he's so dumb"
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The act of having sex with a woman who thinks their period is over only to find out after-wards that it wasn't as over as you thought.
Woman: hey I think it's over!
Man: sweet!
Then afterwards...
Man: hey looky! I think I found some stuff you lost while spring cleaning!
Woman: you better go take a shower...
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When a woman/man drinks and licks off all of a womans/mans cum so as to be sparkley clean inside the vaginal or dick area and out.
I'll give you a good spring cleaning tonight.
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The crappiest little town in west texas. Perfect if you're a meth head (of both the employed and non employed variety) or a coke dealer. The town is roughly 80% "bad neighborhood" territory and the houses show it. Your house and/or car is subject to get broken into at any given time. You also run a high risk of getting shot, raped, or killed in a car accident. Rent is insanely high for POS rat shack apartments. The general quality of life and amenities are beyond subpar. Basically this town is best avoided, along with nearby midland and odessa.
Person A - Bill moved to Big Spring!
Person B - Oh god, I guess it was nice knowing him.
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Getting a golden shower from someone who has consumed too much green beer on St Patrick's Day and has green piss.
Every St. Patrick's Day Drew gets an Irish Spring.
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A town located about 100 miles east of Los Angeles, in the desert. It's located in the coachella valley with beautiful Mt. San Jacinto as it's back drop. It's a play ground for the rich and famous, a green luxurious oasis in the desert. With numerous golf courses, pools, palm trees, great shopping, a beautiful downtown area with a star walk with quaint shops and fine dining.
Palm Springs is a green oasis in the desert.
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