Rural Dictionary

brain squeeze

1. When an object is inserted into each ear of the same person. Causing what looks like an action of squeezing the person's brain.
2. Commonly referred to a sexual act when 2 guys insert their penis into different ears on a female and thrust.
3. Similar to a live 2 person skull fuck.

That girl is an idiot, she must have been brain squeezed one too many times.

by soosh August 25, 2006

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Squeeze

when a person says something outrageous, Homo, or not even funny, saying "squeeze?" means you are astonished and dumbfounded from the lack of humor in the joke.It is similar to saying "Excuse me? Did you just say that?"

Haha guess what?
What?
your shoelace is untied.
Squeeze ? No Its not

by lido24 December 19, 2008

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tight squeeze

A game or an art form made up by horny school boys involving stroking a mans breast/chest region either doing it to ones self or to another male. This is perhaps the greatest way to begin a conversation or simply to make friends. Homosexuals are excluded from these activities so before beginning, one must ask each player a simple question "are u gay?". If the answer is yes, discontinue this game immediately. Other forms of this game include: licking ones hand and gently touching the nipple or gently squeezing ones breast and expressing a "im biithhexuuaall" facial expression. This game originated from the dark corners of a physics classroom by one boy who enjoyed touching another boy. It somehow escaped the corners of this classroom and the rest is history...

(boy 1 performs the tight squeeze)
boy 2: wtf are you doing man???????
boy 1: hahahhahahaa....man its the latest craze...
boy 2: man you r soo wierd
boy 1:...this is awkward ey?
boy 2:...yehhhh
(ten years later both boys are caught cheating on eachothers husbands)

by charles connor steve April 13, 2006

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