bean stalk

a horny bean; the epitome of clitoral arousal and erected-ness

lick my bean stalk!!!

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gang stalking

Gang Stalking is organized harassment, usually by a fairly large number of persons, done in a secretive or clandestine way, targeting people
deemed to be unacceptable. Usually it is done in a way intended to "fly beneath the radar" of legitimate law-enforcement.

Reasons for this harassment include suspicion of deviant sexuality, unpopular or uncommon
religious practices, racism or ethnic hatred, or mental illness.

There are known origins in community activism opposed to "scattered site housing" of mentally-disabled persons on public relief or welfare, pre-release or post-release housing for convicts and parolees, etc.

Let's start gang stalking this guy Joe, I heard he's weird and I want to find out for sure and get rid of him if he really is weird.

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google stalking

when you look up people's houses on google maps or google earth for no reason at all

maria: have you ever been to andie's house?
allison: no...but i've been google stalking it a lot lately...
maria: umm...okay...

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snap stalking

Following a person and snapping your fingers. It works better with larger groups of people, originates from West Side Story.

Can you believe those drama kids are snap stalking in the halls again?

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stalk-off

When two people actively stalk each others pages on Facebook rather than simply blocking each other.

Tammy and Jill are currently involved in a stalk-off since the whole Halloween party incident.

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Car Stalking

To follow someone (while in your car), to their vehicle to take the spot closest to the store.

ROFLMAO Lexi and Natalie went car stalking at the mall today. It was intense.

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Gang Stalking

BS problem concocted by paranoid schizophrenics. Get some help, people.

Paranoid Penny, fearful of gang stalking, wears a tinfoil hat so people can’t read her brain waves.

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