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When the dick is smaller than to be expected. Not a grower or a shower.
Drew: oh Kinsley how was Tyrone last night? That dick big?
KINSLEY: nah he got that thrift store dick
(v.) to stick one's hand in one's pocket, with the finger pointing towards a store owner, resembling a gun.
He tried the store robbery gun in the 7-11 but forgot to put his hand in his pocket, so he just tried a grab n run
A straight girl that does gay things.
Human Queer Baiting.
Girl: "I love this girl so much. We cuddle, kiss, hold hands, spend all our time together, have sleepovers, bathe together, and live together. She also has more pride merch than I do. Too bad she has a boyfriend and is straight."
Other being: "Dang, girl. You got yourself a dollar store Lesbian."
Lesbian: I want Lesbians.
Mom: We have Lesbians at home.
Lesbians at Home: Are straight.
Fake Oakleys store
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best sunglasses store online Fake Oakleys store
Someone you meet in the most normal place as possible. Yet they are completely amazing despite being from nowhere
"When I was young I met my wife who was, undoubtedly, grocery store perfection."
A place for African Americans to purchase hair care products and the like. Usually owned and operated by people of Asian decent.
I gotsta get a new weave tonight. Do you want to come with me to the ching chong store?
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someone near you in a grocery store, all a-jabber on a cell phone, you think someones' actually speaking to you!! -huh? whut? GO FUCK YOURSELF!!
i heard voices while shopping, but it was a grocery store ghost
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