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Drinking the biggest slushie to can find(usually the one bigger than your head) in as little time possible.
Spenny tried a frozen suicide at the Husky in Morinville.
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A common way for people to end all of their problems. There is multiple ways you can "
participate" in this activity but the most common forms are Jumping, Drowning, Electric shock, Drug Overdose and Hanging yourself
If considering suicide, call the number below. If you want to die, Then do it no balls you wont!
Suicide Hotline: 1-800-273-8255
John!! I swear if you Suicide I will kill you!
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THIS CAN BE A LITTLE BIT LONG BUT PLZ SHARE AND READ IT:
it's the most useless thing that can happen to you
fr tho u think that's the only way to escape problems but why not trying to solve problems
if u have ever thought of it please find some help or call 911 just please don't do it and know that Killing yourself physically can hurt lots of people mentally
Suicide is a permanent solution to a temporary problem. What ever your going through isn't forever. Remeber that and stay strong
be happy kids, suicide is useless, sadness is temporary
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Getting a blowjob while you shit your pants.
The date was going well until Jayson suggested a Suicide Blumpkin.
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When the sexual enjoyment derived from one's own pain/humiliation clashes with their want to end their own life. It usually forms into wanting someone to hurt them to the point of fatality, masking it in a sexual light.
Her: "I want you to choke me."
Him: "Okay."
Her, later: "Oh my god, please step on me."
Him: "Okay...?"
Her, even later: "Step on me and just crush my spine, dude!"
Him: "I'm mildly uncomfortable now. You're bordering on suicidal masochism."
Parody of Billy Mays' mighty putty; from the You Tube Poop video YTP Billy Mays Suicide Putty
Hi! Billy Mays here with the new suicide putty! The easy way to kill yourself! Just knead to activate, apply, and die!
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Made famous by rapper Lil Thuympe, Suicide Nut is when you’re beating and you call either your mom or dad and you try to Nut before they arrive
The goat Lil Thuympe used it in a different way. The way he used it was as if someone just walks in unexpectedly.
(Beating Noises) “Mama”
(Mom Walks In) “What the fuck ya dumbass doing”
“Mama I’m sorry, I was just trying to Suicide Nut”
(Mom proceeds to hit son with plate)
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