Zoot suit

A wardrobe you would eventually be in by the end of the night after a long night of drinking/getting baked. Typically made up of a NBA throwback jersey, a tank top and an extremely short pair of shorts (your fighting shorts-good for leg flexibility)

Aaron:"I heard people are so wasted there that girls are sucking dicks for fun!"
Tyler:"Well in that case I better put my zoot suit on!" *throws on 89' Jordan jersey*
Dino:"Let's go do some damage"

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chicken suit

When you are cold and your hair sticks up and you have little bumps on you.

wow its cold, I am wearing my chicken suit

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suit up

slang for putting on a condom before sex.

guy: lets do it
*girl pulls out condom*
girl: suit up first

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Ghilly Suit

A malicious sexual action, performed during outdoor sex sessions with a female. Hit her doggy style, and upon reaching ejaculation remove your penis and skeet onto her exposed back. Simulataneously pull up two large handfuls of grass and dirt and toss that onto the semen, thus coating her in makeshift camoflauge.

This was often utilized by german snipers during world war 2 so they could both rape and snipe from concealment.

Me: Dude I gave that skank a ghilly suit last night
Friend: did she enjoy it
Me: nah she bit me in the taint

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whore suit

an outfit typically worn by trashy drop outs with fake stringy extentensions and are posessive of their friend's boyfriend & often have pig noses.

*comments on a girls profile picture of her slutty bumblebee costume*-nice whore suit ;)

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Bear Suit

To get angry all of a sudden, often scaring those around you....

"If you kids don't get your rooms clean, I'll put on the bear suit"

or

"Geez, James really pulled out the bearsuit in that meeting...."

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vincent suit

A man who works in an office wearing a suit all day and then comes home to his family and doesn't ever take his suit off, even to sleep

Take your clothes off and stop being a vincent suit

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