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When you put two couches close to each other, place a jar in the middle and proceed to lay on top of the two and cum into the jar below.
- I did the Superman Jar yesterday and finally was able to fill my cum jar!
- You have issues.
A sexual act in which you hang yourself from your roof in the same position as superman would when flying and let you partner furiously stroke your 4 inch monster to oblivion , making you arrive in seconds , the same way Superman would arrive anywhere in seconds.
me and my girlfriend tried to do The superman , unfortunately i have a seven incher , so it kinda hurt when she stoked it fast , but i came fast
People who wear their durag flap out are gay.
That faggot wore his durag like Superman durag, damn never expected that from him.
Indonesian Green Day on crack.
Superman Is Dead are like Indonesian Green Day on crack. Belati Tuhan is their best song as it reminds me of 80s hard-core punk
a woman will lay down, ass up while the man sticks his dick inside of the womans ass and then acts like he's flying
man : i just had superman sex last night, it was so nice
The state at which a person's alcohol consumption warps them into superman and THEY THINK that they are capable of doing anything!
Everything was cool at the party until that short elf-looking dude got his "liquid superman" on. When he see that video of Big Frank stomping his ass out, bet you he won't try him again!
Wearing one's underwear on the outside of one's pants (or, in the UK, trousers), named for the eponymous superhero's outfit that appears to feature red briefs worn on top of blue leggings.
Is often considered a cop-out approach to theme parties and events that require one to dress in one's underwear.
Did you see many other people downtown celebrating no pants day?
Only a few, and most of them were just Supermanning it.
Well, that's a load of bullshit.
Jenn trolled me last night. She said she was going to text me a picture of herself in her underwear, but in the picture she was just Supermanning it.
Harsh.