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When you're riding your boyfriend/husband during sex and remember that earlier in the night when you were both out he was innocently chatting to a random female. This makes you irrationally mad or a 'Jealous Susan' and you either squeeze his balls, slap him in the face, choke him or shove something up his arse to demonstrate your envy.
Was having sex with Dave last night and went full Jealous Susan on him...
When you bang a soccer mom and shoot it in between her toes
Oh man I gave her a slippery Susan.
Used sometimes by extremely fucked up people, a roughie susan is a variaton of fapping except with the use of salt, which can result in burning of the skin.
Man, that felt worse thana roughie susan.
The act of ejaculating onto a toilet seat and having your sexual partner snort it off.
Babe I’m about bust don’t give me a Bent Benny give me a Nasty Susan
when you piss in a pancake and serve it to your grandma on thanksgiving.
bruh i totally gave my old mammers a golden susan on thanksgiving! thats what she gets for not sending me a check on my birthday!!!1
A middle aged white woman who has a lot of kids and restricts what her kids can do and is very invasive. Usually feed their Kids cucumber slices and carrot sticks. Lives in the suburbs and is strictly Christian.
look at Susan 34 Kids over there feeding her kids apple slices at the park.
Susan day is the anniversary of Amber discovering susan..mayer and it’s on the 2nd of december!
Oh my heavenly days! It’s Susan day!