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a type of pudding, like a manchester tart but with lemmon curd instead of strawberry jam.
Also a person from lancaster who continually refers to anybody who lives further south than them as a "southern fairy" despite living officially in the north.
Lancaster tarts wear flat caps, Drive landrover discoveries (not proper landrovers, like a defender), are secretly gay and almost always have a dog on a piece of string with them.
see that guy over there driving the landrover discovery, hes a lancaster tart!
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Someone who tries to act like a douche and fails.
That pussy is trying to act all bad-ass. What a douche tart.
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A groupie that believes by having the latest innane piece of Apple kit makes their lives worthwhile through the eyes of others. They'd prostitute their time to stand in line because their weak disposition means their only status in life is having something others want on their limited income.
Look at those people standing in line to buy the latest iphone. Bunch of Apple Tarts.
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The practice of men going places they're too old for with the intentions of hooking up with the youngest girls possible allowable by law.
Hey man, wanna throw on our class of '99 jackets and go tart snagging at the homecoming game?
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During anal sex when a guys cums inside ur ass and you fart out the cum.
While Carmen was being DP'd, Tony shot his babybatter in her ass. She felt a sudden pressure build up and farted. She sprayed butter tarts all over the place.
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(1)a pussy ass nigga, whose sweet on the outside but soft in the middle.
(2)delicious treat in the morning
"Pop tarts again?! Gee mom, you're great!"
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