Flying Teabag

The act of taking a high platform behind an unsuspecting victim, taking a deep breath to embrace the extreme pain, and then jump high enough so you end up dropping down and teabaging someone directly on the head. Also can be preformed to someone who is sleeping, jump high enough so your balls end up in the victim's mouth.

Unlike normal teabag, you must at some point be suspended in the air, and it cant be one subtle movement, it must go straight on the victims head orgob.

Ohhh dude, that dude Allan was bending over to pick up a book he dropped, and when he stood up i flying teabag'd him!

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Texan Teabag

When you teabag someone and take a dump on there face.

Man, when I woke up this morning, I had a shit on my face, and some balls in my mouth. God damn Randy gave me a Texan Teabag!

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chocolate teabag

similar to teabagging someone, only before the tea bagging you shit and whipe your ass towards your balls so you can get the "chocolate" with the tea bag

Ryan passed out, so i chocolate tea bagged him...he loves chocolate teabags

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teabag turd

When a rogue unflushed turd is left for a few hours in the toilet bowl and takes on the appearance of a spent tea bag.

"I went to the toilet this morning and someone had left a teabag turd in there."

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teabag rape

the insertion of the male genitalia into another person's mouth

David: What happened to Kelsey?
Lauren: She got teabag raped...

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People's Teabag

Known as a group teabag consisting of 2 or more people.Origin: Halo 3 Social Slayer. Also with the teabag one will shout you got cum on your face a sticy disgrace dropping my ballsack on your face singing teabag teabag dropping(the peoples) to the tune of we will rock you by queen.Gamertag Dogofpoop and mrxdillenger on xbox live.

In halo 3 when you kill someone you and your team all go over to that person and continuaslly drop your spartan ballsack on your innocent visctim shouting and we'll be dropping the people's teabag on your roody-poo candy ass and you will go one on one with the great one and we will strike down with vengeance from above and ou will know that our name is the lord.

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chocolate teabag

(noun) The act of placing ones testicles and scrotum into the anus of another. Often requires significant preparation by both parties. Some variations have the penis of the chocolate teabagger enter the vagina of the one being chocolate teabagged, however this is not necessary.

Rodney have gave his girl a chocolate teabag last week. Neither could walk for 3 days!

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