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The endless back and forth political shots between Democrat and Republican commentators throughout the day on mainstream media. It is just like a tennis match. Democrats, Republicans, liberal, conservative, CNN, MSNBC, Fox News, network tv, cable tv, cable news, political commentators, talking heads
I am so tired of the talking head tennis that is always on tv every day. I don't learn anything about the world, just the endless drama in DC.
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The Dirty Tenni
When a bloke anally penetrates a woman with his penis whilst also vaginally penetrating her with his fist. Then proceeds to masturbate himself through the thin lining between the womans anus and vagina...
Nathan sat and watched as his wife received The Dirty Tenni from behind.
A person (usually a woman) who has small boobs. But, the boobs are near-perfect spheres.
John: Dude check out that girl over there!
Gabe: Yeah dude, her boobs are perfectly baseball shaped! Small, but yet very round and curve perfectly!
John: Yeah, they’re almost like tennis balls.
Gabe: So THAT’S why she called “tennis ball tits”?
When you try to call someone but they miss your call, and they try to call you back, but you miss their call, then these steps repeat multiple times.
Phrase invented by Jack Lindsell
"It seems we are playing telephone tennis, I missed your call and you missed mine!"
Father and son are both tennis players and love fiddling kids at the club
Friend 1: I dropped my 9 year old at Butler tennis the other night, you should send your kids there!
Friend 2: Really, my kids would like to try tennis how did little Richard find it?
Friend 1: oh, Richard got double teamed by the Butlers he said he got arse-raped in the changing room then bent over the tennis nets whilst Judas pumped the daylight out of him just before he left he said he got fisted aswell??
Friend 2: Ill have to book for my CJH then
What tennis ball from BFDI says instead of 'Oh my God'
Oh my place where tennis balls are created! Its a wall teleporter!
The letdown felt by an avid tennis fan after spending two weeks watching one of the big, televised tennis Grand Slam tournaments, such as Wimbledon, the French Open, the U.S. Open, or the Australian, after the last match (usually the men's singles finals) is done as there are no more to look forward to and schedule around for a while.
Many of us who watched the 2011 U.S. Open men's singles tennis final match between Novak Djokovic and Rafael Nadal knew it was not only an incredible match marking the end of the two-week build-up and anticipation of the next match (aka battle of the Titans) to come--it was also the beginning of the "tennis interruptus" letdown until the next Grand Slam Championship.