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Litmus Test

The act of covertly sniffing a finger that has been inserted into a woman's vagina while making out for the purpose of determining if it is safe to proceed to oral sex.

I was going to munch her box, but I ran a litmus test, and it came back positive for stank, so I just bagged it and tagged it.

by Vinceums November 23, 2003

179πŸ‘ 111πŸ‘Ž


biometrics test

While making out with a woman, put your hand around the vagina and check for bumps related to any STD... ex herpes. A term popularized at the FC Hammond Hockey Rink.

AJ: Man, I gave her the biometrics test in the tv room, its a lock she failed!

Matt: Dagger!

by General Burnside June 25, 2007

11πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


DNA Testing

Something that does not take 10 minutes to do, as seen in CSI.

DNA Testing

by Interactive November 7, 2009

11πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Bleep Test

A Fitness test used in schools to mesure how fit one is.
It is measured by how many times you can run 15m.

Jon:What did you get in the bleep test
David:120,you?
Jon:Only 46
David:That Sucks, Man

by Dom2323 May 11, 2007

19πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


Gump Test

To test the idiot-proof nature of a technical document by getting the stupidest person you work with to try and follow it.

"Can you get someone to gump test this doco before we make it available to everyone?"

by Jellyfish March 7, 2006

15πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


Erg test

A term only rowers completely understand. A test on the rowing machine to see how you compare to your teammates? A trip to hell? If you're doing it right, the answer is: both

On the day of the erg test, the rower decided to get run over by a bus.

by ⭐️Board August 12, 2015


The pacer test

Hell

The pacer test SUCKS ass

by Holtzmann June 9, 2019