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Any vegetable that people hate, especially those that makes one gag.
Mary sliced up the devil’s testicles and put them in the frying pan to caramelize.
when your girlfriend squeezes your balls, inserts an angry cat inside a sports bag, and starts beating you violently with the bag
I do not want a screaming cat's testicles
The male version of a basic bitch.
He doesn't have a chance with me! He's such a typical testicle.
Bro...don't be a typical testicle.
When two men rub eachothers testicles against each other and the person who has the redest balls loses
Mike: my balls are still hurting form the testicle race we had
Jim: mine too but let's go again tonight
When you have one of your nuts shoot back up into it’s nut hole while you’re making sweet love to your lady or sitting in an uncomfortable position. AKA “ghost nut”.
David: “Mike’s sack looks lopsided. He must have retractile testicle.”
Kyle: mother fucker’s got the Ghost Nut!
A man who has a chin that resembles testicles
Man, Peter Griffin sure is a testicle terry!