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Stupid ass hoe that stole your friend from you and changed him into an annoying ass fuck
A bitch that manipulates her friends. Beware of people called Alex they will destroy your life and blackmail you with whatever they find. She usually is flat but body shames other people, she calls everyone a slut but herself. She has an annoying friend group whom she controls.
John: "That bitch Alex told everyone my crush."
Sally: "Yeah, last time I left her with my stuff, she went through my messages."
Cute, and boring sometimes, you really need to do something in order for him to react. He laughs at almost everything and all the girls like him.
Girl, "Ugh, why is Alex hanging out with her.
Girl 2, "Ikr
*Alex throws pinecone at friend and misses.
Alex can make an amazing bestie even if his bestie calls him a whore/hoe/bitch/skank/lesbian who hits him with sandals 🤷 ♀️
Wow I'm going to kill that gay hoe Alex *takes off shoe* *runs up to Alex* DIE BIATCH!!!!
Alex is the funniest and coolest person ever. She has a big heart and will always be the life of the party. Alex will be your #1 hypeman and tell you that you’re here for a good time not a long time. Everyone loves Alex.
If you want to be the coolest person ever, you should be an Alex.
An Alex is a strong adventurous being, who will do anything they put their mind to. Any efforts to tame an Alex will be thwarted; they will most certainly defy you!
Approach slowly at first, allow Alex to come to you as they can be shy creatures. However, once they get to know you, they will turn your life upside down and you will certainly have a great time!
Physically, Alex is athletic, beautiful and sexy. They won't be aware of their physical prowess, so make sure to let them know.
I met an Alex on the weekend, they are stunning, and we had so much fun together!