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Lanark County

A place in Ontario, close by Ottawa. In Lanark County, everybody has a twang in their voice. (Sort of like Trailer Park Boys) Every person in this small county is a heavy alcoholic, and they all "Git'R'Done." They are hicks, and they invented mud boggin'. The small town, Lanark, is the town that is eccentric with all these things. It is a true hick town

Oh, and according to the Ottawa Classic Rock radio station, they prefer horse milk over cow milk.

"wow, i love lanark county, and adult will buy you booze"

by starry-eyed-dreamer June 20, 2009

75๐Ÿ‘ 56๐Ÿ‘Ž


Fannin County

A beautiful county In Georgia where the standard I.Q. is very high. Some people may dip and smoke, but that is their decision. Most of them may be red-necks, but some are not. Not everybody is drinking either, I didn't see that many people drink in the town I was in. The only person that discriminates is the user That one Guy Who Hates Rednecks, since they are very insecure about their terrible self.

Joe:"Hey have you been to Fannin County?" Mike:"Yea, I have Joe." Joe:"What was it like?" Mike:"It was the most beautiful thing ever. It's as if world peace had been put into one county.

by Then I'll be Mcree November 22, 2018

14๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


Carroll County

The county that is beyond doubt an ornament to the state of Maryland. From cow tipping, deer hunting, paintball, and farming, to chasing stocky German females,you can do whatever you want here, oftentimes in the company of insolent redneck hicks. Actually, you should probably pick wrestling, since the only person from Carroll County to ever attend an Ivy League school was accepted for just that reason.Sure,the IQ may not be that high out here,but the epidemic of alcoholism and drugs makes this is a blessing in disguise,since not much is lost when there wasn't too much there to begin with.

Hey,look! That guy drinking beer in his tractor just got pulled over and caught with five lbs. of weed!

Yep, it must be another Carroll County bumblefuck.

by akx07 January 10, 2011

41๐Ÿ‘ 28๐Ÿ‘Ž


Hunterdon County

Contray to who posted above me, HC is actually number 4 on the wealthy scale in the US, and number one in NJ as of a recent 2008 publishing by Forbes magazine with an average household income over over $90,000. Better luck next year Somerset and Morris.

Hunterdon County... the REAL new jersey

by T. Sage September 25, 2008

37๐Ÿ‘ 25๐Ÿ‘Ž


Derby County

An English football club who have spent most of their years in the top tier of Englands highest division.

Derby fans are probably the most loyal fans in the country, because even during the bad times they sell out almost every single game and outsing opposition fans home and away.

Derbys local rivals are Nottingham Forest who play in League One and probably won't ever get out of it, however due to how shit they are, most Derby fans have forgotten about them. In fact you may struggle to find a Derby fan who can name a single Forest player...

"Have you ever heard of Derby County?"

"Yeah... we beat them but i've never experienced such passionate fans in my life"

"What about Nottingham Forest?"

"Sorry?... Is that joke?"

"Yeah might as well be!"

by M.a.t.t February 25, 2008

147๐Ÿ‘ 123๐Ÿ‘Ž


Seminole County

County in Florida that was once part of Orange County and today borders Orange, Lake, and Volusia counties. The population is about 250,000.

Most voters in Seminole County are registered as Republicans (like my mother and her side of the family), but not me i am a registered as a Democrat (like my father and his side of the family).

by James Westerfield January 3, 2004

15๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


Henrico county

A glorified middle class county that believes they're rich but resemble the hoods of northern Virginia.

Henrico county kid: my parents bought me a mustang, I'm ballin

Nova kid: danm bruh your mustang beats my Maserati by far

by fukedyobish July 16, 2014

24๐Ÿ‘ 15๐Ÿ‘Ž