trying to fuck a freakishly tall female
you can find me tackling a giraffe
Is that a goose or a swan? Nah bro it's a giraffe goose.
When a person pretends to be someone much more valuable than who he really is
- Let's call John to the party tomorrow! His family's rich, he's nice, and he makes a ton of money. so he might bring an expensive present.
- No need to bother about John, he turned out to be a giraffe
- Oh, seems like he is not that successful and rich after all
Similar to a Rottweiler rug-muncher, the raffe’ muncher gets it’s pleasure from going down on the Penile shaft with a part-time position in engorging oneself in “chocolate-chip cookie dough.” ~this is a male on male exclusive~
“Thanks uncle falcone, but remember, you don’t want anyone calling you a giraffe muncher!”
“Oh my gosh, are you seriously giraffe munching me P Diddy?!”
1. Br- Br-
BRUH!
2. just do what you always do. Fuck around and have fun with it and then you know randomly get serious and then really hungry.
giraffe bruh man.
A wannabe soundcloud rapper, redditor, discord mod, overall incel vibes
Yo, don't invite any albino giraffes to the party, they are such a buzz kill.
When a mommy giraffe likes a daddy tree they make a giraffe-tree
Hats are pretty cool are giraffe-trees