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large proportioned individuals who emit an odor like warm processed meat and who wear extremely tight clothing so that ham roles out at multiple locations. Both conditions are required to qualify as a ham pony
plural: Pone Hammy's
"you'll need a crowbar to get the pants off of that ham pony" or "I'm going to ride that ham pony all the way to sloppy town"
Plural: "Cover your nuggets, here comes a herd of Pone Hammy's!"
Also refered to as road head however Highway Ham occurs after a long road trip when your junk is salty.
Usually served with a side of salted nuts.
After an 8 hour road trip I just knew Phils Mom was ready for some Highway Ham with a side of salty nuts.
You know what this baked potato needs? Ham Sprinkles.
Making out while hammocking.
Bro #1 - Did you hear Julian went ham-macking last night!
Bro #2 - No way?! For real?
a) part of a slice of ham overlapping the edge of the bread which is about to be placed in a toasted cheese sandwich and which could spoil in cooking if not carefully replaced;
b) parts of the 'labia major' jutting out of the side of a g-string and which take the form of an interesting fleshy protrusion
"Hey - Antony! Check out the ham overhang on my toastie before you put it in the Breville. Don't want it to spoil!"
"Sure, Fulsome. Sorry. I was in a world of my own thinking about that babe last night. When she walked by on the mezzanine I caught an eyeful of HER ham overhang!
A stretched out vagina after childbirth.
Damn that girl had 5 kids. I bet she has a ham canyon down there.