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when an ice-cold needle punctures you in the ass in the perfect spot that it will come out the hole in your penis
he screamed when the gave him a swedish snowcone
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A person who ruins everything. They're are no goalies come from Sweden because they all suck
I am from Swedish
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A type of blow job recieved from a woman of poor taste in everything, especially the way she dresses and does her hair. The prodedure of this blowjob consists of two things:
A very unwilling man, and a herpes infected mouth. The woman giving the blowjob is one who takes her job way too seriously, and bitches at everyone in sight. The man on the other hand, is desperate for some action and doesnt give a flying f*ck if she's bitchy or not. WARNING, Do not try these at home.
Guy one- "Hey i heard joe got a Swedish donkey last night"
Guy two- "From who?! :o"
Guy one- "That bitch kelly, the one who gets irritable constantly and has a huge case of thunder thighs"
Guy two- "Poor joe. its a wonder his dick wasnt bitten off"
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A common British euphemism for the substance Mephedrone, aka 4-methylmethcathinone. The surge in media interest in the drugs led to users searching for a new name for the "legal high".
"Hey mate, you scored any swedish berries?"
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The act of taking a piece of shit and sticking it on your mates noise then having them shake it around we'll going "gooble gooble gooble" like a turkey.
I thought I would end a wonderful Thanksgiving with a Swedish Turkey.
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men on men anal penetration with no lube.
johnny asked drew what he wanted tonight, drew had a quick response he wanted the "swedish starfish" it hit all his right spots and rough him up a bit!
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