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shit ticket receptacle

The posterior part of the human anatomy surrounding the anal orifice, which is wiped of residual excrement using toilet paper.

If you don't get out of here, I'm gonna kick you right in the shit ticket receptacle!

by everlife6 May 2, 2009


ticket blaster experience

when Chuck E. Cheese cums tickets all over your fucking goddamn face

The ticket blaster experience made my child sooooooooooo happy.

by Supah Dave October 6, 2013


10 nudes ticket

this is a ticket that can be used only 5 times you send this definition to a person of your desire and that person has to send you 10 fully naked nudes of theyr choice

person 1 sends 10 nudes ticket definition
person 2 alright alright sends 10 nudes
person 1 thank you

by jackalob May 28, 2020


dave matthews tickets

Code for DMT or dimethyltryptamine

Dude i've got those Dave Matthews Tickets, you ready to blastoff?

by Futchy December 21, 2017


Lick it, Don’t Ticket

When you lick a Statey’s cock to avoid a traffic ticket

So, I got pulled over for speeding, so I decided to do Lick it, Don’t Ticket

by CrazeeRed October 4, 2019


10 ticket ride

These are the most exciting, elaborate, or fanciest rides in an amusement park or fair. You generally have to be taller than a certain height to go on these rides. They are very fun!

Did you see Gene's new bike? That is one 10 ticket ride!

by mememetoo October 19, 2020


turkey-ticket raffle

A "soft" term for a blatant example of child-labor, elementary-school style.

Elementary-school students are often already overworked and overtired, so the school should not pile even more labor on them by asking them to participate in that 0%!$@#& turkey-ticket raffle crap --- if the school needs more money, they should hold a bake-sale or something.

by QuacksO August 14, 2018