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Minor Attractions

Those that Minor Attracted Persons (pedos) are attracted to: children.

Person 1: Dude, did you see Minor Attractions?
Person 2: Yes, they were everywhere. Also, what the fuck is wrong with you?

by salanocrux October 11, 2024


The Raj Attraction

The Raj Attraction is a psychological phenomenon that leads a man to think that a woman is attracted to him just because she looked in his general direction.

Raja: Guys this girl looked at me

Us: but we’re 12 of us here

Raja: No no, she wants me

Us: Thats the Raj Attraction

by Lousinator22 December 13, 2019


Historically Attractive

Fat and a tiny penis. Back in the day fat guys were attractive because they had money to buy lots of food, so they could support a family, and ancient men were prized for having a small penis. Thus meaning your are attractive in the past but not now

Donald Trump is Historically Attractive

by John mojo January 30, 2021


Historically Attractive

Fat and a small penis. Back in the day, being fat meant you were rich and could support a women and ancient people's adored small penises. This make you attractive in the past but not now

Donald Trump is Historically Attractive

by John mojo January 30, 2021


Sub-attractive

Someone who is a 10/10 appearance wise but is a gremlin personality wise.

Malcolm: Dude, Courtney is pretty hot.

Hayden: Stay away dude, she's sub-attractive.

Malcolm: yeah Fuck that.

by TheMasterDarthVader February 16, 2024


Dumb attractive

Damn attractive noun when I say I am dumb attractive think about drake from Drake and Josh he was attractive pause but also dumb as hell.

How can you post so many bitches if he’s dumb attractive

by Unpopular opinion May 7, 2021


1-10 Female Attractiveness Scale

A scale from 1-10 (1 being the least, 10 being the most) on which you rate how attractive a female is.

Guy 1: How would you rate that girl over there on a 1-10 female attractiveness scale?

Guy 2: I don't know, maybe around 7 or 8.

by MissHughMungus October 3, 2016