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'White Boy' created burrito that is not on the menu at Mexican Food restaurants.
It can be special ordered, but the dirty looks and racial comments can be devastating and who knows what special 'extras' the cooks may add just because they have to put together this Non-Hispanic abomination.
It can be created by adding individual ingredients.
Ingredients:
Flour Tortilla
Cheese Quesadilla, sliced
French Fries
Sour Cream
Open warm Flour Tortilla
Add Sour Cream
Add sliced Quesadilla pieces
Add French Fries
Close one end of Tortilla and roll burrito style
I ordered a french fry,cheese and sour cream burrito, and the lady behind the counter said "Que?" and looked at me funny.
So the next time I just ordered a tortilla, a quesadilla,side of sour cream and french fries.... the Gringo Burrito Baby!
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This mexican girl just worked a double and now hasa soggy burrito.
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When a guy takes a girl to Chipotle to get a burrito. He then takes the Chipotle burrito an shoves it into her vagina. He then eats the burrito while it's still inside her. Good for both parties because they are both stuffed.
Guy: Let's go get Chipotle
Girl: Why?
Guy: So I can eat a burrito bowl!
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A skin burrito is a penis.
Yo, I heard you love munching on skin burritos.
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The stuffed burrito is a sexual act that expands on the already well-known hot-carl. There are four steps involved in this particular act.
First, the man creating the stuffed burrito defecates in his partner's mouth. The feces is considered "the beans" of the burrito.
Generally, the receiver will vomit a little bit, creating a mixture similar to pico de gallo or other salsas.
Third, the performer rotates his anus away from his partner's mouth and sticks his penis into the poop.
Upon climaxing, he shoots his semen into the crap-filled orifice, supplying the burrito's sour cream.
You don't have to love Mexican food in order to enjoy a stuffed burrito.
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The act of wrapping an erect penis in a tortilla (flour or corn), then filling the tortilla with meat, rice, salsa, and other assorted ingredients. This contraption will then be used as a contraceptive while the man practices intercourse. The friction will result in the burrito cooking to a tasty, edible state. Bonus points are awarded to folks who use raw beef and successfully cook it to a medium or medium-well state.
A member of the "Holy Toledo Trinity", along with the "Toledo Mosquito" and the "Toledo Funguito".
"I had the ingredients lying around, so I was like, 'Hey, Becky, do you want a Toledo Burrito?' and she was all, 'Yeah, I guess.' So I had sex with her with a burrito on my penis."
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A gaylord thats had to much ass action, so much that his asshole looks like a burrito, possibly he needs to wear a jam rag to hold his dinner in!!
He's had one fisting too many, just look at his burrito butt
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