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Going to sit down in a wooden chair and sitting on your testicles.
My Doctor said I need to stop sitting on my balls. He thinks I'm purposely giving myself The Malectric Chair
Horible chairs are something Anix calls the folding chairs in bloxburg
They are Horible chairs.
Def 1. A person who is so large that they could easily occupy two chairs due to the size of their butt.
Def 2. One who cannot comfortably (or struggles to) sit on a chair because of their size.
Note: Depending on the fatness of the person, this term can be adapted to 3 chair, 4 chair, or 5 chair. Anything after 5 chair the joke becomes stupid.
"Hey man, check out that Two Chair on your right."
"Wow, that's more like a 2.5 Chair."
"Yea, definitely your team."
A chair in shops (mainly clothing stores) for a poor male stuck waiting for a partner shopping. On occasion used by children also waiting for their mother.
What usually happens...
girlfriend: Oh my god! I love that dress!
-she walks into the store-
boyfriend (thinking): Oh crap! Not again!
-he looks into the store-
boyfriend (thinking): Thank god there is a man chair!
-he goes and sits on the man chair as his partner looks around the shop for an hour-
1 HOUR LATER:
girlfriend: That dress doesn't come in my size!
boyfriend (thinking): Seriously?!
A wedgie where the victim's underwear are pulled up over the back of the chair, leaving them sitting in a painful wedgie.
I'm about to give this nerd a massive chair wedgie
Dirty chair is when u take a chair and fuck it while the chair legs is but fucking somone else.
i got dirty chaired yeasterday with my 3 other friends.