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Cobra Weave

A large diaphragm of weaved cobras that can be applied for myriad uses. Most commonly a garment, blanket or a wriggling poultice for searing lower back pain. Some cobra weaves appear in the wild when a group of cobras gets tangled up but more commonly cobra weaves are made by hand. Sadly the cobra weave industry is being systematically replaced by machines called Cobraweave Brightstar 9's. There is a growing recession in Quebec due to the implementing of these machines. It was once the epicentre of the Cobra Weave industry in the capital city Cobra Land but now many are jobless due to the new Cobraweave Brightstar 9 factories overseas. Willie Nelson attributes his fame and fortune to his cherished lucky Cobra Weave he found in the Highlands of Quebec as a boy. After finding the Cobra Weave he picked up a guitar and started singing songs about Cobras and the rest is history. The Cobra Weave is a magical tool and should not be taken for granted.

Hey Dennis are you going to work today? Sorry Mr. Neck I lost my job at the Cobra Factory cuz they be makin' these Cobra Weaves by machine now. Sorry to hear that Dennis, would you like to meet my friend Dennis?

by Klendi October 23, 2020


Cobra viper

A based or awesome unit used for cobra. They also look like odsts

Man I really love cobra vipers

Remember when snake eyes fought those cobra vipers

by Obviously cobra commander August 31, 2021


Cobra slap

The act of stealing all the boost in rocket league and eating cheese puffs in your cart infested gamer chair.

Hey bro let’s cobra slap that kid

by Juan7575 January 21, 2022


Davidoff False Cobra

When a male snakes his mates because he's a paigon. He invites his bird to drinks before a party in which he was usually meant to attend with his closest mates. He is a snake. cunt.

Dave: Im taking amy for drinks before the party

Boys: cunt you snake

Dave: don't worry ill be there at 10

Boys: but you're a cunt

*dave still is not there at 11pm*

Boys: dave is a snake and a cunt

Dave: i was ill

Boys: cunt

Amy: i have hand cramp from tossing dave off so much

Dave: i am such a davidoff false cobra I'm such a smokey wanker

by iamasnake January 25, 2014


Table Cobra

A waiter/waitress/server that is persuasive and charming at his or her table and knows how to use their charm to suggest and or recommend the up sale.

Roy is the Table Cobra at Maria's Italian Resturant in Cape Coral, Florida because when he arrives to greet his table, they are hypnotized by his suggestive charm, talking his guests into ordering a $34 entree.

by Creativelingo May 4, 2021


Iron Cobra

A bass pedal made by TAMA. IT is also the best pedal

I use a pair of Iron Cobras on my drum kit.

by G_Ranger November 6, 2018


Μάριος COBRA

A person that is very special. When he was younger, he didn't have friends. He got bullied a lot. Even from persons that he thought he was friend of his. But. After some years, marios changed everything. He became an extremely hot teenager, having an excellent physic and body. Specialist in Martial arts and a highly skilled bike rider. In his free time, he is playing bowling and he is a professional at it. Football....is something that he can express his thoughts and creativity. There is no one like him in football. And never will be. He is the best kid in the world. But, you need patience to know him perfect. But, whoever does. He has the one person everyone would want to have in their lifes
And he has a really hhhhuuuugggeee dick girls. So be careful

Μάριος COBRA IS A SEX PROFESSOR

by Marios COBRA November 20, 2021