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Had the lads over last night, they fed the wife's bedlington terrier 3 bowls of vindaloo, woke up this morning and the kitchen floor is covered with satan's dumplings!
When you blow a hefty load in a womans vagina, then when she stands up and your load falls out in blobs of snot on the floor.
I fucked your sister last night ,but dont worry i left her some nice vagina dumplings.
Something that sounds good, but is full of shit.
He said I could breath on Mars if I tried hard enough. That was a real Trump Dumpling.
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